Mostly Rants

Lets just say that I am never coming home. Okay… for Christmas but I honestly don’t ever want to move back to Texas. I have never been this happy in my life. I love it here, I love the people here, I love everything about it. Sure… I miss my family, but it is easier than I thought it would be.

So I am sitting here by myself with an hour left before my next class writing this and snapchatting at the same time… cute boys sitting at the table in front of me… and I realize that this is why I don’t have a boyfriend. They keep laughing at me… I guess they think I am just taking a bunch of ugly selfies…. Because believe me… when I snapchat it aint cute. Unless of course I am snaping a cute boy… I try to look cute, but we all know that doesn’t work out too well.  HAHA

My history professor is the most boring person on the face of the planet. I promise. I have fallen asleep in that class every day since the second day. Not even exaggerating. The face that she talks in a monotone voice with the lights off does not help. I don’t fall asleep in my 8 am class or my 11 am class so why do I fall asleep at 9? Maybe its because she makes me want to go to sleep. I have tried everything. I chew gum, eat food, drink water, snapchat, twitter, instagram, facebook, follow along and try to take notes, play snake on my laptop, listen to music, sit in the front so I wont fall asleep… Yeah that last one was a huge mistake, mostly because she was staring at me when I woke up… and I am pretty sure she hates me now.

If any class is going to give me problem when it comes to finals it will be that one.

I am looking for a job, my roommate got a job at subway and they are still hiring, but its only minimum wage, and that will be weird for me… but at this point anything that can work around my schedule is going to have to work. Plus… free subway sandwiches! Okay, that’s not that exciting, but anything free is a good thing, especially if it means that I don’t have to buy food for lunch.

I just got a notification that I have 1200 word essay due tonight before midnight, and I had no idea I had to do it. Good thing its an opinion paper because we all know I have a lot of opinions. Haha

Another thing we all know is that I have a temper and it is hard for me to control it, but I have been doing sooo well. I think you should all be very proud of me. However, I did explode at one of my neighbors the other day. We were having an argument because he never stops running his mouth about everything on Gods green earth and then he called me the B word and told me to shut up. I was a little irritated with him before but that just set me off and I went off. My roommate and our other neighbor  were like in shock and had to cover their faces so they wouldn’t laugh. I was trying really hard, and he had called me that word before, its not like he means it in a rude manner but that is how he refers to girls and it really bothers me. We are women, we are daughters of a king, we are precious, we are NOT “bitches” and you sir have no right to refer to us as such. You are complaining quite frequently that you don’t have a girlfriend… please allow me to make you a list of a few simple things that could help you out in that department.

1.     Stop referring to women as “bitches”.

2.     Take a shower.

3.     Get a hair cut.

4.     Wear actual clothes instead of pajamas every day.

There you go. Simple enough right? Okay, rant over.

I am joining the ward choir. Yes. I know what you are thinking, “but Brooke you can’t sing to save your life”. This may be true but my roommate got called as the choir director and we are singing the spirit of God so I have to do it. There is a bunch of people doing it so don’t you worry, you probably won’t even be able to hear me. Which is super convenient because my voice has definitely not gotten better since I have been here.

Tonight we are going to a foam party and then going to see insidious chapter 2 and I am so excited. The first one was not that scary. I hate scary movies with a passion but I figure how bad could this one be if the first one was not scary at all. I actually laughed quite a few times in that movie.

My shoulder is peeling, as well as my face. My face is almost done thank goodness. The other day this guy actually had the nerve to ask me “what happened to your face?” and I’m just like WHAT IF I WAS JUST NATURALLY UGLY?!?!?!?!?

Yeah, it is really gross. I guess that’s what I get for sitting on a boat on the lake for 5 hours without sunscreen. Haha. But I do have nice tan, so I guess it works out.

We got pets yesterday. Okay actually we got fish a few days ago to stack in front of our neighbors door in cups of water. That worked out well. Most of them died and there were two survivors so we bought 6 more and put them in an actual fish bowl. They are our family pets and the really brighten up the place.

Do you know something that bothers me? I know I have ranted a lot in this post but I have a lot to get off my chest. Lairs. What is the point of it? Your life is awesome as it is, why do you feel the need to one up everybody in everything you say. When half of the things that come out of your mouth are not even believable lies you have a problem and you should get some help. Honestly, if you lie so pathologically that you even believe your lies and wont admit to them when called out on them you need to do some serious soul searching. Okay, that was the last rant and it is over.

The other day, we went to Salt Lake City to go to the rodeo but when we got there it was sold out. So we just went to the mall near temple square and while I was driving to park some guy ran out in the road in front of me so I honked at him, and this guy gets so upset that he throws his orange Gatorade on my car. Okay… its raining, so that’s going to come off, and also… you just wasted 5 bucks on anger.

We ate dinner at this place called Johny Rockets. It was alright, it for sure wasn’t anything super special but it was pretty good.

Maybe I should write a blog in this class every day, because I am actually staying awake. Haha. We have pre class readings and she only goes over what we had to read so its like a review every day.

My hair looks nice today. I wish it looked this good every day. It has been disgusting these past couple of weeks but it is getting better.

My roommates made puppy chow last night and it was so delicious. I had one little check and then I had some Benadryl and let me tell you that it was sooooo worth it. That stuff is so tasty. My mouth didn’t start to itch too bad because I took the Benadryl like the minute that I ate it because I knew it was coming.

Oh! Back to the ward choir, if you haven’t heard the Mormon Tabernacle Choir arrangement of The Spirit of God then you should seriously go look it up. It was already my favorite hymn and now I listen to that at least once a day but usually more.

Well, there is a debate starting up about Syria and gun control and this is something that I can get interested in. So I am going to go join that conversation. J